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Post by ShrimpBrime on Apr 27, 2021 5:18:00 GMT -5
Grats Vin! Way to go!
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Post by freeagent on Apr 27, 2021 6:48:35 GMT -5
Congratulations!
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Post by Mr.Scott on Apr 27, 2021 18:30:52 GMT -5
Congrats man. Time to be snipped now.
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Post by ShrimpBrime on Apr 27, 2021 20:46:24 GMT -5
Congrats man. Time to be snipped now. Yep. Dump the load all you want, no babies. It's very satisfying. Do consider it.
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Post by Mr.Scott on Apr 28, 2021 17:27:52 GMT -5
Definitely. Just like a Sunkist orange, all juice, no seeds.
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Post by zila1 on Apr 28, 2021 21:31:40 GMT -5
My girlfriend hates the seeds. Tired of spitting them out. ROFLMAO
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Post by WhiteWulfe on Apr 29, 2021 0:58:03 GMT -5
My girlfriend hates the seeds. Tired of spitting them out. ROFLMAO Smartass in me says drink more water regularly, or drink a bit of certain types of fruit juice. Not drinking enough water can make that kinda thing stringy, with a terrible and weird bitter taste. Pineapple juice is rather popular for a reason...
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Post by george on Apr 29, 2021 4:03:45 GMT -5
oh my! The above couple of post content becomes too "scientific" Back on topic. City opened here booking vaccination of next younger age group so missus made a booking for the coming week. Congrats Vin! Ordered a new webcam as my current 720p provide a bit blur and discolored image. We are encouraged/advised to use the webcam during many of our work meetings. www.logitech.com/en-us/products/webcams/c920s-pro-hd-webcam.960-001257.html
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Post by Vinster on Apr 29, 2021 19:15:31 GMT -5
Time to be snipped now.
I had an appointment, but was delayed do to not being required because of the pandemic...
and WFH is still relevant... lol
Vin
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Post by freeagent on Apr 29, 2021 19:34:11 GMT -5
I made the offer and she was surprisingly quick to say okay.. So I guess I will make a trip to the local spay and neuter when this is all over. I'm inline to get the jab early next month.. after that I guess I will go look for a job a little harder.. Right now is not a good time and telling everyone to stay home, teachers don't want to teach. Saw our southern neighbors will be able to be mask free again.. that will be nice.
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Post by ShrimpBrime on Apr 29, 2021 22:09:44 GMT -5
I made the offer and she was surprisingly quick to say okay.. So I guess I will make a trip to the local spay and neuter when this is all over. I'm inline to get the jab early next month.. after that I guess I will go look for a job a little harder.. Right now is not a good time and telling everyone to stay home, teachers don't want to teach. Saw our southern neighbors will be able to be mask free again.. that will be nice. All I know is the first week I double dosed the fuckin pain meds. Description = Feels like being kicked in the nuts ... repeatedly. No walking for me. Couldnt let em hang either. Lots of pills and a cup. Week 2 half the pain and quickly decreasing. Week 4 just about all healed up. Week 6 start jerkin off to get rid of the potential strays. Week 8 take sterilization test. Mine was the non reversible kind. That means cut, a piece of tube removed, and cauterized. Doc says... "Smell that?" Me... "Yeah..." Doc... "That's your nuts burning" The numbing shot. That hurt like a mother fucker though. You don't even feel the rest of it. And don't bother shaving it unless you take a razor to it. Doc will clean you up nicely with a straight blade like your barber. That part scared the Gay Jesus right out of me. I totally didn't expect to be shaved by some dude. lol. And definitely not with a straight blade. Any how. GOOD FUCKING LUCK!! Takes a man with balls to cut his balls. that's for certain.
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Post by WhiteWulfe on Apr 30, 2021 0:10:57 GMT -5
I'll jokingly say I could get used to this staying at home thing.. Assuming I magically didn't have to worry about food, bills, and fun money... Oh, and wasn't in an apartment. Hate living in an apartment.
But then I'd have to rely on the same exit strategy so many others rely on, that on winning the lottery, and I'd sooner put my spare cash towards gunpla kits, paints, and paintbrushes. Still would be nice though.
It'll happen, just going to be a few more years before such can successfully happen on our own (and would happen faster if work would call me back...)
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Post by freeagent on Apr 30, 2021 6:45:42 GMT -5
I made the offer and she was surprisingly quick to say okay.. So I guess I will make a trip to the local spay and neuter when this is all over. I'm inline to get the jab early next month.. after that I guess I will go look for a job a little harder.. Right now is not a good time and telling everyone to stay home, teachers don't want to teach. Saw our southern neighbors will be able to be mask free again.. that will be nice. All I know is the first week I double dosed the fuckin pain meds. Description = Feels like being kicked in the nuts ... repeatedly. No walking for me. Couldnt let em hang either. Lots of pills and a cup. Week 2 half the pain and quickly decreasing. Week 4 just about all healed up. Week 6 start jerkin off to get rid of the potential strays. Week 8 take sterilization test. Mine was the non reversible kind. That means cut, a piece of tube removed, and cauterized. Doc says... "Smell that?" Me... "Yeah..." Doc... "That's your nuts burning" The numbing shot. That hurt like a mother fucker though. You don't even feel the rest of it. And don't bother shaving it unless you take a razor to it. Doc will clean you up nicely with a straight blade like your barber. That part scared the Gay Jesus right out of me. I totally didn't expect to be shaved by some dude. lol. And definitely not with a straight blade. Any how. GOOD FUCKING LUCK!! Takes a man with balls to cut his balls. that's for certain. By repeatedly do you mean like the guy on the internet who takes money to feel the warmth of his testicles exploding? Excellent Week 6 sounds a little depressing, and kind of fun at the same time as long as no one is looking.. Ok, the pre trauma is setting in, I know the smell of my burning balls will haunt me.. but if I never have to pull out again.. nor worry about an accident.. win/win? Your post is awesome man, it got me pumped and scared at the same time lol Thanks buddy, I appreciate it. I do kind of want another but she doesn't, and its easier for us to get fixed than them.. I would take a little discomfort to spare her from tubes tied or a hysterectomy.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2021 8:55:37 GMT -5
Congrats man. Time to be snipped now. Yea , the snip don't hurt . The anaesthetic jab feels like someone has bitten your bollocks in half though Congrats
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Post by ShrimpBrime on Apr 30, 2021 15:58:02 GMT -5
All I know is the first week I double dosed the fuckin pain meds. Description = Feels like being kicked in the nuts ... repeatedly. No walking for me. Couldnt let em hang either. Lots of pills and a cup. Week 2 half the pain and quickly decreasing. Week 4 just about all healed up. Week 6 start jerkin off to get rid of the potential strays. Week 8 take sterilization test. Mine was the non reversible kind. That means cut, a piece of tube removed, and cauterized. Doc says... "Smell that?" Me... "Yeah..." Doc... "That's your nuts burning" The numbing shot. That hurt like a mother fucker though. You don't even feel the rest of it. And don't bother shaving it unless you take a razor to it. Doc will clean you up nicely with a straight blade like your barber. That part scared the Gay Jesus right out of me. I totally didn't expect to be shaved by some dude. lol. And definitely not with a straight blade. Any how. GOOD FUCKING LUCK!! Takes a man with balls to cut his balls. that's for certain. By repeatedly do you mean like the guy on the internet who takes money to feel the warmth of his testicles exploding? Excellent Week 6 sounds a little depressing, and kind of fun at the same time as long as no one is looking.. Ok, the pre trauma is setting in, I know the smell of my burning balls will haunt me.. but if I never have to pull out again.. nor worry about an accident.. win/win? Your post is awesome man, it got me pumped and scared at the same time lol Thanks buddy, I appreciate it. I do kind of want another but she doesn't, and its easier for us to get fixed than them.. I would take a little discomfort to spare her from tubes tied or a hysterectomy. Pretty much the best I could describe it. Some people don't get a lot of pain, but mine was the non reversible kind. It's not just a tube tie (most painless) or snip and tie, also not as painful. Just depends how hard the Doc pulls the tubes out to work on them. Since mine is seperated by a piece of tube missing, he had to pull the line out a little further and that's where my pain came from. Just depends on which of the 3 ways you want it done. Mine was all 3 combined, and therefor not a reversible action. I'm tied, cauterized and a piece removed. Done done and done. The jerking it is a joke, but DOC says it helps get the strays out. NO SEX until you pass the test. So, you get your favorite taint tickler out and have the wife help. Wanted to describe it the best possible. That was the flaw on my end. The Doc really didn't describe the pain until after the job was done. Totally cool dude though. He had it done as well. He said I healed faster than him at week 4 he still had bruising. Everyone is different, I don't really bruise easily. So in 2 weeks for me, looked way way better. I did work through it also. THAT was not easy man. But you can ask the boys at the spring shop lol. Sparkey247 was there. I pretty much sat and did nothing the first week and got laughed at when I walked. Also, for some more comedy behind it.... That XMAS my wife and kids boxed up my cup after decorating it and it was one of my gifts. Smart asses... haha. But for the in the bed life.... It's a game changer. Totally worth it.
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Post by zila1 on Apr 30, 2021 17:05:06 GMT -5
I ain't cutting my nuts off for nobody. I'm 62 and still spraying little alien fuckers all over the place. If at my age I get some lucky brawd pregnant it would be interesting as all hell. ROFLMAO
This is what it sounds like in my room when I let those little bastards loose:
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Post by ShrimpBrime on Apr 30, 2021 17:10:42 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Mr.Scott on Apr 30, 2021 18:07:26 GMT -5
Didn't hurt me at all. Went to work like normal the next day. Some people are just pussies. lol j/k Jon BTW, doctors name was Dr.Stop. I found that amusing. Best thing I ever did. Should have done it a couple kids sooner.
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Post by freeagent on Apr 30, 2021 18:21:02 GMT -5
By repeatedly do you mean like the guy on the internet who takes money to feel the warmth of his testicles exploding? Excellent Week 6 sounds a little depressing, and kind of fun at the same time as long as no one is looking.. Ok, the pre trauma is setting in, I know the smell of my burning balls will haunt me.. but if I never have to pull out again.. nor worry about an accident.. win/win? Your post is awesome man, it got me pumped and scared at the same time lol Thanks buddy, I appreciate it. I do kind of want another but she doesn't, and its easier for us to get fixed than them.. I would take a little discomfort to spare her from tubes tied or a hysterectomy. Pretty much the best I could describe it. Some people don't get a lot of pain, but mine was the non reversible kind. It's not just a tube tie (most painless) or snip and tie, also not as painful. Just depends how hard the Doc pulls the tubes out to work on them. Since mine is seperated by a piece of tube missing, he had to pull the line out a little further and that's where my pain came from. Just depends on which of the 3 ways you want it done. Mine was all 3 combined, and therefor not a reversible action. I'm tied, cauterized and a piece removed. Done done and done. The jerking it is a joke, but DOC says it helps get the strays out. NO SEX until you pass the test. So, you get your favorite taint tickler out and have the wife help. Wanted to describe it the best possible. That was the flaw on my end. The Doc really didn't describe the pain until after the job was done. Totally cool dude though. He had it done as well. He said I healed faster than him at week 4 he still had bruising. Everyone is different, I don't really bruise easily. So in 2 weeks for me, looked way way better. I did work through it also. THAT was not easy man. But you can ask the boys at the spring shop lol. Sparkey247 was there. I pretty much sat and did nothing the first week and got laughed at when I walked. Also, for some more comedy behind it.... That XMAS my wife and kids boxed up my cup after decorating it and it was one of my gifts. Smart asses... haha. But for the in the bed life.... It's a game changer. Totally worth it. Sweet man. Well, I have some chronic back pain and had two inguinal hernias, one on each side so me and that pain guy have some history. Such a jerk. Man it almost sounds like a star wars movie mixed with some slasher movie was filmed in your crotch. Made dam sure that will never ever happen again lol.. I was picturing you strapped to a rack all cut open and the doc with his weedwacker going to work with a smoke hangin out the side of his mouth. I knew it was a joke.. its just something I do I don't know why. Not the jerking part lol.. but the jokes.. taint tickler lol my kids are 10 feet away and they are looking at me like I am a psycho path. Thanks alot for sharing that buddy, I have been putting it off for awhile. My buddy got it done and he is happy, doesn't miss the seeds. Once I am caught up on my injections I will make the appointment. Not much is going on right now anyways. When this shitstorm started my operation was pushed back until the summer. There will be a long line..
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Post by ShrimpBrime on Apr 30, 2021 19:09:34 GMT -5
Pretty much the best I could describe it. Some people don't get a lot of pain, but mine was the non reversible kind. It's not just a tube tie (most painless) or snip and tie, also not as painful. Just depends how hard the Doc pulls the tubes out to work on them. Since mine is seperated by a piece of tube missing, he had to pull the line out a little further and that's where my pain came from. Just depends on which of the 3 ways you want it done. Mine was all 3 combined, and therefor not a reversible action. I'm tied, cauterized and a piece removed. Done done and done. The jerking it is a joke, but DOC says it helps get the strays out. NO SEX until you pass the test. So, you get your favorite taint tickler out and have the wife help. Wanted to describe it the best possible. That was the flaw on my end. The Doc really didn't describe the pain until after the job was done. Totally cool dude though. He had it done as well. He said I healed faster than him at week 4 he still had bruising. Everyone is different, I don't really bruise easily. So in 2 weeks for me, looked way way better. I did work through it also. THAT was not easy man. But you can ask the boys at the spring shop lol. Sparkey247 was there. I pretty much sat and did nothing the first week and got laughed at when I walked. Also, for some more comedy behind it.... That XMAS my wife and kids boxed up my cup after decorating it and it was one of my gifts. Smart asses... haha. But for the in the bed life.... It's a game changer. Totally worth it. Sweet man. Well, I have some chronic back pain and had two inguinal hernias, one on each side so me and that pain guy have some history. Such a jerk. Man it almost sounds like a star wars movie mixed with some slasher movie was filmed in your crotch. Made dam sure that will never ever happen again lol.. I was picturing you strapped to a rack all cut open and the doc with his weedwacker going to work with a smoke hangin out the side of his mouth. I knew it was a joke.. its just something I do I don't know why. Not the jerking part lol.. but the jokes.. taint tickler lol my kids are 10 feet away and they are looking at me like I am a psycho path. Thanks alot for sharing that buddy, I have been putting it off for awhile. My buddy got it done and he is happy, doesn't miss the seeds. Once I am caught up on my injections I will make the appointment. Not much is going on right now anyways. When this shitstorm started my operation was pushed back until the summer. There will be a long line.. XD To each there own. Sometimes you gotta fill a sock man. It happens XD ROFLMAO RN.
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Post by freeagent on Apr 30, 2021 20:05:21 GMT -5
Well I didnt just want to come right out and say it lol but you are right.. it used to keep me sane now it takes the edge off lol.. ehh.. you know how it is.. born to breed spread the seed Well.. you know.. maybe not so much seed spreading.. but you get the jizz of it
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Post by ShrimpBrime on Apr 30, 2021 22:26:15 GMT -5
Well I didnt just want to come right out and say it lol but you are right.. it used to keep me sane now it takes the edge off lol.. ehh.. you know how it is.. born to breed spread the seed Well.. you know.. maybe not so much seed spreading.. but you get the jizz of it Honestly a LOT less now at my (our) age. Had the kids already. I have proof it works fine XD! I've been thinking to try one of my old man's viagra pills haha, see what my wife does with a 4 hour hard on. Or when she gets bored WTF I'm gonna do with it! lol.
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Post by freeagent on May 1, 2021 8:02:29 GMT -5
Well I didnt just want to come right out and say it lol but you are right.. it used to keep me sane now it takes the edge off lol.. ehh.. you know how it is.. born to breed spread the seed Well.. you know.. maybe not so much seed spreading.. but you get the jizz of it Honestly a LOT less now at my (our) age. Had the kids already. I have proof it works fine XD! I've been thinking to try one of my old man's viagra pills haha, see what my wife does with a 4 hour hard on. Or when she gets bored WTF I'm gonna do with it! lol. I did that once! When we were still kinda dating.. She was going to come over and watch Netflix.. my buddy gave me a Cialis.. at first I wasn't going to.. but I wanted to impress her.. We got to the TV area and I was like.. Surprise! and she laughed.. it was brutal.. but before she stopped laughing she pulled out a pad and said surprise right back.. SO brutal! a 2 and a half hour hand job later I swear I saw it smoking a few times. her hand was just a blur and she was on a mission from god. So I will wait until I actually need one lol.. 6 hour boners hurt!
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Post by ShrimpBrime on May 1, 2021 8:38:03 GMT -5
Honestly a LOT less now at my (our) age. Had the kids already. I have proof it works fine XD! I've been thinking to try one of my old man's viagra pills haha, see what my wife does with a 4 hour hard on. Or when she gets bored WTF I'm gonna do with it! lol. I did that once! When we were still kinda dating.. She was going to come over and watch Netflix.. my buddy gave me a Cialis.. at first I wasn't going to.. but I wanted to impress her.. We got to the TV area and I was like.. Surprise! and she laughed.. it was brutal.. but before she stopped laughing she pulled out a pad and said surprise right back.. SO brutal! a 2 and a half hour hand job later I swear I saw it smoking a few times. her hand was just a blur and she was on a mission from god. So I will wait until I actually need one lol.. 6 hour boners hurt! OMG that was funny. I'm literally crying laughing so hard! XD
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Post by freeagent on May 1, 2021 9:11:09 GMT -5
It was a memorable experience! It is an odd feeling that after you bust its still hard, ready for another round lol.. maybe take half
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Post by Vinster on May 1, 2021 15:15:10 GMT -5
Ya, I tried getting snipped once before. Doc couldn't. my boys are recessed. doc needed to pull them out for that shot.. well his method to getting them out had me hit the roof. once that happened he was like.. " ok.. we're going to have to knock you out... That's a different appointment"
and then that app is the one that got pushed...
wow.. look at us share.. haha
Vin
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Post by Mr.Scott on May 2, 2021 8:44:15 GMT -5
Sharing openly is the mark of a good family. Nothing wrong with that.
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Post by Aleslammer on May 16, 2021 13:56:16 GMT -5
Vin I had sorta that problem when I had mine snipped (had a lot of extra tissue in the way discovered while on the table), my own doctor spent a a good hour getting the left one taken care. Surgeon from the clinic I was in happened to poked his head in and my doctor asked for help definitely not a confidence builder when you got a hole in your sack. Surgeon turned the pain meds in the IV drip up high enough that I actually got a pretty good rush and finished the right one in under a couple minutes.
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Post by zila1 on May 16, 2021 15:26:42 GMT -5
True story, my neighbor tried a Viagra for the very first time in his life. He had a hard on for over 8 hours. He couldn't take it anymore he was in so much pain. His wife wouldn't get off of it. She rode and rode and rode...............and rode. ROFLMAO. Finally begged her to take him to the emergency room. She taped it to his leg with a cotton sock as an insulator. ROFLMAO. The poor guy was in agony. Why you should never take meds like that without a doctors approval and be very careful of what you wish for. The darned thing changed colors and he thought he was gonna lose it. Edit: this was many years ago. He never did that again.
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Post by freeagent on May 16, 2021 15:38:21 GMT -5
Can you imagine the fear?
I can’t even imagine life without my Willy. We are good friends. I could not imagine having a Wanda..
Omg. What a travesty that would be.
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